Monday, April 16, 2012

Ben's Rules

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 Drawing Credit: 8th grade Spanish student

Ben's rule 1 - If it is bigger than a bathtub, it is an ocean. 

Ben's rule 2 - Silver money or bronze money doesn't matter. All coins are dimes. 

Ben's rule 3 - No matter the impetus for your visit, you are here to play with Ben.

Ben's rule 4- The name of the married couple in Toy Story is Sweet Potatoes'.

Ben's rule 5 - Books are meant to be read at least a dozen times before you read any other books.

Ben's rule 6 - That great jazz instrument is a nectarine phone.

Ben's Rule 7 - The Notekins and Yo Gabba Gabba are the best TV around and should be watched every waking moment.

Ben's rule 8 - Birds (the Kindle), Yaiyo (the iPad) and cell phone are all mine. You can only use them when I say so.

Ben's rule 9 - The holiday at the end of October is Palloween.

Ben's rule 10 -If you didn't answer me, then you didn't hear me. So I will repeat myself until you respond. (That might be one of mine too!)

Ben's rule 11 - When you are through eating, the correct phrase is "Done finished."

Ben's Rule 12 - If I think you are too loud, I will tell you to Stop Yelding!

Ben's Rule 13- The best videos are videos of me! That's why YouTube was invented right?

Ben's Rule 14 - All you need to use the potty is a good book and good aim. Halfway there.

Ben's rule 15 - When I ask you, "Is that good stuff?", I really mean, "This is good food.". Thanks for working with me on that one.

Ben's rule 16- Rocking needs a minimum of 3 blankets, a comforter, a doll, and a newborn blanket for said doll all on mommy's lap.

Ben's rule 17- "Are you okay?" = I'm fine even though I made a loud noise falling from a height I shouldn't have been on in the first place.

Ben's rule 18- Sing with me! "Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?" Lunchbox!

Ben's Rule 19 - Solghetti is one of the best foods ever! Tastes good and fun to play with!

Ben's Rule 20- When passing gas, the appropriate response is "I nice."

Ben's Rule 21 -  Living a gravel pit with an old truck would be heaven.

Ben's Rule 22 - "Curious George and the Pizza Party" is the best thing ever written.  

Ben's Rule 23 - Moses and King Josiah are my favorite Bible characters.

Ben's Rule 24 - My purple treat, Children's Claritin, is a perfect before bed snack.

Ben's Rule 25 - When I want something, I whisper it for more emphasis

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