You are now asking yourself how can you possibly narrow it down to two? I mean after all there are 7 deadly sins. Well lucky for you I have the inside track. I know what the two greatest evils in the whole world are. Coffee and showers. Yes i said coffee and showers! What? You are caught by surprise? I thought those had to be the top of everyone's list. Okay, okay. You are a little confused, so I will explain it for you.
Coffee is evil because it has caffeine and sugar tastes amazing in it. Oh and it's hot and easy to make. All of those contribute to an easy unhealthy drink whose sirens song is impossible to avoid. I have been trying to give it up and I can't. Then I feel guilty about not wanting some. Every couple days I talk myself into a cup. Then I go without for a few days and feel successful. That successful feeling is normally accompanied by a headache that I assume is because I'm addicted to the caffeine. So coffee is evil with her silky brown sugary headache inducing goodness. I genuinely am debating about if I am too hard on myself about this or not. I would love any thoughts here.
Showers are the second greatest evil in the world. How is a steamy relaxing wonderland evil? Because it takes time and when you work too many hours already, showers just don't fit in. Showering before work means a bad hair day and getting up too early. Showering too late is like wasting the relaxing water. Showering in the evening is ideal, but then we come back to family time. Showering forces one to choose between family and cleanliness. And that is just evil! However, showers and I have been working on a compromise. I can see some hope for redemption in the future.
Thoughts? Agree? Disagree? Let's talk about this.